Questionable Content is my favorite online comic. THIS recent strip is particularly hilarious because it deals with genital slang, which is always a fun topic! I'll give you a minute to read the strip before continuing with my commentary...
go ahead, don't be shy...it's some funny stuff...
OK, I'm totally with Faye on this one! I'm all for fun euphemisms and dirty talk, but that shit would turn me off too. Sea cucumber?! Ew! Have you seen a sea cucumber?! Cuz lemme tell you, it does not look like the friendly, green phallus you pick up at your local produce section...
California sea cucumberSee what I mean? I would not want one of those things near, let alone in my v-bag. And speaking of lady bits, "fuzzy clam"? Seriously, I know there are not as many euphemisms for the anatomical jewel that is the vulva as there are for the penis, but seriously, that's one we can do without thankyouverymuch.
So, what are your favored slang terms for your and the opposite sex's special fun bits? :)
...I don't think I have a favorite. Maybe my-- what was it?-- fuzzy alpaca.
ReplyDeleteGentle alpaca, yes I did like that. And my sarlacc in the sandpit from Return of the Jedi... you know, during shark week :)
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