Dear Bath & Body Works,
I would like to suggest that you rethink the subject line of your recent mass e-mail. Frankly, "FREE Lip Offer!" brought to mind 'Hannibal Lector' and 'vulva' before landing on the possibility that you were touting your new "luscious" lip gloss*. Seriously folks, semantics! Look it up. It's rather important to marketing.
Best,
~K
*By the way something that bright pink and sparkly with a big ol' heart on the outside is not something I, nor anyone over the age of 12 (or with the mentality there of), would willingly carry around and wear.
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