Sin City, Here I Come!

In 1 day I'll be in Las Vegas! YEEEEEEE!!!!! :D  

I am so excited!  This will be the biggest vacation I've ever been on.  I've done a number of road trips to places in and around MN -  a weekend in Duluth, a 24 hour trip to Madison,WI for a concert - but have never had a real, air travel required, destination vacation before.  The closest has been when I participated in KCACTF in college and got to travel to St. Louis,MO and Denver,CO, but those were school related so I didn't get the opportunity to really experience those cities (I'd love to go back to Denver).

Monday morning, my friends and I will be on our way to Vegas!  I'm almost completely packed but for a few things I will use tomorrow and my yet-to-be-decided vacation read.  We're staying at New York, New York hotel, four days and three nights.  Thus far we have some loosely based plans; catch some free fountain shows and the Fremont Street Experience, gamble, shop, maybe some sex and blow, you know the usual thing. Hopefully we won't get roofied by the fourth, newer member of our party... 

Although maybe I ought to text "check the roof" to my fellow cohorts each evening...

I just checked weather.com to see what the climes will be for my stay on The Strip; the forecast is either "sunny" or "mostly sunny" with highs up 86 and lows at 55 degrees.  After the slushy downpour I drove in this last Tuesday, I could cum from the sheer giddy I feel at reading that forecast!

Stroking The Anemone

Questionable Content is my favorite online comic.  THIS recent strip is particularly hilarious because it deals with genital slang, which is always a fun topic!  I'll give you a minute to read the strip before continuing with my commentary... 

go ahead, don't be shy...it's some funny stuff...

OK, I'm totally with Faye on this one! I'm all for fun euphemisms and dirty talk, but that shit would turn me off too. Sea cucumber?!  Ew!  Have you seen a sea cucumber?! Cuz lemme tell you, it does not look like the friendly, green phallus you pick up at your local produce section...

California sea cucumber

See what I mean? I would not want one of those things near, let alone in my v-bag.  And speaking of lady bits, "fuzzy clam"?  Seriously, I know there are not as many euphemisms for the anatomical jewel that is the vulva as there are for the penis, but seriously, that's one we can do without thankyouverymuch.

So, what are your favored slang terms for your and the opposite sex's special fun bits? :)

More Creepy Than Sexy

Dear Bath & Body Works,

I would like to suggest that you rethink the subject line of your recent mass e-mail.  Frankly, "FREE Lip Offer!" brought to mind 'Hannibal Lector' and 'vulva' before landing on the possibility that you were touting your new "luscious" lip gloss*.  Seriously folks, semantics!  Look it up. It's rather important to marketing.

Best,

~K

*By the way something that bright pink and sparkly with a big ol' heart on the outside is not something I, nor anyone over the age of 12 (or with the mentality there of), would willingly carry around and wear.